The Right Pants
A friend of mine used to work at American Eagle.
He told me of a time when a guy walked in and said “dude dude dude dude dude dude, I need some pants.” My friend asked if there was a specific kind of pants the customer wanted. “I want pants that will making my Johnson look huge.” My friend said, “Have you tried a sock?” The compensating consumer laughed, and then said “no, seriously, dude.”
“well,” said my friend, “We have our low rise boot cut jeans that are…umm…tighter in the crotchal region.”
“thanks” said the customer, hurrying off.
My friend ran to the other end of the store to be safe. But the client came out of the fitting room and found him, “Those didn’t work.”
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